SW

westallenverse:

After I lost my mom and my dad, I was afraid […], I would lose you, too. That’s the irony. I was so scared of losing you that I did.

(via speedxandxnetflix)

terushimasyuuji:
“others need years to figure out who the flash is. but not hal. he just met him for the first time but he only needs to hear barrys voice once i just *o*
”

terushimasyuuji:

others need years to figure out who the flash is. but not hal. he just met him for the first time but he only needs to hear barrys voice once i just *o*

kaurwreck:

I had a dream that there was a series called Green Lantern: Fist Fight that consisted entirely of Hal Jordan removing his ring and fist fighting villains and I need Geoff Johns on the phone now because this is gold.

(via argumentativeasshole)

shit i say — sentence starters

juxtapositiion:

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

  • ❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞
  • ❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞
  • ❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞
  • ❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞
  • ❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞
  • ❝ HECK. ❞
  • ❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞
  • ❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞
  • ❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞
  • ❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞
  • ❝ LISTEN— ❞ 
  • ❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞
  • ❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞
  • ❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞
  • ❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞
  • ❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞
  • ❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

  • ❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞
  • ❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞
  • ❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞
  • ❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞
  • ❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞
  • ❝ *facepalm* ❞
  • ❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞
  • ❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞
  • ❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞
  • ❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

  • ❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞
  • ❝ I do it because I love you. ❞
  • ❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞
  • ❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞
  • ❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞
  • ❝ *heart eyes* ❞
  • ❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞
  • ❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞
  • ❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞
  • ❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞
  • ❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞
  • ❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞
  • ❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

  • ❝ I am mom-friend. ❞
  • ❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞
  • ❝ Do you want ____? ❞
  • ❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞
  • ❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞
  • ❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞
  • ❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞
  • ❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

  • ❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞
  • ❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞
  • ❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞
  • ❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞
  • ❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞
  • ❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞
  • ❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞
  • ❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞
  • ❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞
  • ❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞
  • ❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞
  • ❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

  • ❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞
  • ❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞
  • ❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞
  • ❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞
  • ❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞
  • ❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞
  • ❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

(via justwhellmed-deactivated2017052)

superbat5000:
“barry allen: pure, innocent cinnamon roll slowly being corrupted by hal jordan
”

superbat5000:

barry allen: pure, innocent cinnamon roll slowly being corrupted by hal jordan

irisannwest:

Barry Allen and Hal Jordan in The Flash - Vol. 4: #Annual 02

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via noliight-deactivated20171103)

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